Gaseous State
A man was supposed to meet his girlfriend's family. Unfortunately, he is so nervous he has an eating problem. So, halfway through desert he tries very hard to hold his fart. At the end, he escaped out a little small fart. The sister of the man's girlfriend shouted "Spot!" to the family dog. Being thankful that the dog was blamed for the gas, he lets out an even bigger fart.
"Spot!" shouted the sister again.
He decided to fart more so he lets out the biggest fart ever. The sister finally said,
"Spot, come here before he shits on you!"
This is probably in bad taste, but it made me laugh!
"Spot!" shouted the sister again.
He decided to fart more so he lets out the biggest fart ever. The sister finally said,
"Spot, come here before he shits on you!"
This is probably in bad taste, but it made me laugh!
posted by Leo at 5:49 PM
2 Comments:
Bad taste, shmad taste, Leo! Farting is ALWAYS hilarious. I must pass this on to my brother, who is probably the man in the joke. Thanks for the laugh - and the memories.
Glad you liked it. Flatulence is amusing, except in elevators!-lol
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