Words To Live By

If you've read my other posts, you've realized I'm rather fond of a good quote. I hope you are too, cause here's a few more I like:

"God, please save me from your followers!"
- Bumper Sticker

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
- Mel Brooks

"I am not young enough to know everything."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me."
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)