Tuesday, November 28, 2006

You Might Be A Republican If....

No offense, but I found some of these amusing...

You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches."

You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.

You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."

You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two"

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.

You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.

The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they're richer than you.

You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.

You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your home.

Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you.

You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America.

You've ever said civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties.

You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."

You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker.

You're afraid of the liberal media."

You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition dictates...."

You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when they don't even have shoes.

You confuse Lenin with Lennon.

You've ever called education a luxury.


Blogger anon said...

You're back!!
Been wondering how you've been doing.

11/28/2006 3:25 PM  
Blogger Leo said...

Yup, I am back. Good to see you too Anon. I'm ok, how are you? Thanks for dropping in and commenting.

11/28/2006 4:05 PM  
Blogger TaraMetBlog said...

lol, too funny, I'm passing those on.

11/28/2006 5:17 PM  
Blogger anon said...

Your welcome.

I'm holding up well. Thanks. And good to see you are too.

Your political scribblings are well thought out and insightful...and I enjoy the cartoons too.

Keep grooving!
Till next time then.

11/29/2006 4:23 AM  
Blogger Leo said...

Tara, glad you liked it. Anon, I'm happy to hear you're doing well. Thanks for the compliment and comments. Take care..

11/29/2006 5:25 AM  
Blogger el said...

Wrong on so many levels.

11/29/2006 9:14 PM  
Blogger Leo said...

El, Yeah I'm not suprised you'd feel that way. It may be wrong in some ways, but it's still funny. Thanks for the comment.

11/30/2006 5:50 PM  

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